The Maiden (random chapter from Subliminal Debris)
Susan had first
noticed them in the parking lot outside of the grocery store earlier that day. They were just vague shapes at first -- movements
barely discernible out of the corner of her eye -- dark shapes flitting away
each time she turned toward them.
Maybe she needed
new contact lenses.
Dismissing this
visual quirk, Susan went about her shopping.
She followed her
list, strolling up and down the store's aisles, plucking chosen products from
the shelves.
However, when
Susan reached for a jug of laundry detergent, shadowy hands seemed to reach for
it as well from behind the shelf, tugging at it, trying to wrestle it from
her.
"What the
fuck?" she thought, recoiling.
Maybe she needed
to get more sleep.
She reached for
the detergent again. This time, she
retrieved it with no problem.
Strolling down a
canned goods aisle, it happened again. Something seemed to really want that can
of stewed tomatoes. She let it have it,
backing away.
Maybe this grocery
store had some sort of large rodent infestation. Or raccoons, maybe.
Now on edge, Susan
hurriedly gathered her remaining shopping list items, curtailing all
nonessentials, and proceeded to the check out.
"Did you find
everything OK today?" the cashier inquired with a cursory smile.
"Hmmm? Oh, yes, I did, thank you." Susan
responded distractedly, brushing her shoulder length dark blonde hair away from
her eyes.
She breathed an
irrational little sigh of relief when she left the grocery store.
Wheeling her
cart toward the parking lot, Susan resolved to leave the disturbing events of the
day behind her and began to plan out the rest of her day in her mind. Once she got home and put away the groceries,
she would do some laundry and then look through her closet for something to
wear to her blind date later that evening.
Susan was recently divorced, and it seemed that every single one of her
friends was insisting upon setting her up with a different "perfect
guy."
She was mostly
just humoring them. She did have to
admit, though, that the idea of a little bit of attention, and even
companionship, was appealing to Susan.
Unfortunately, the "perfect guys" had consistently been duds
so far.
Her eerie
experience already pushed from her mind, Susan glanced back at the grocery
store and then abruptly stopped stock-still.
Shadowy creatures
seeped from between the bricks of the store's facade, oozing in and out of the
wall as if they were liquid. There were
easily dozens of them. Possibly there
were many more; they moved so quickly that it was hard to tell. Susan's mouth fell open, hanging agape as she
watched the creatures slipping between the bricks and out of large cracks that
she had previously failed to notice in the store's wall. The impish creatures seemed to be entirely composed
of some substance that looked like dense, almost gooey, black shadow.
Turning to run
toward her car, Susan suddenly became aware of the cracks in the cement under
her feet. Looking out at the parking
lot, she saw that it was covered in cracks.
Only ten yards in front of her, an enormous crack was widening, forming
a chasm as she watched.
Maybe she had lost
her mind.
From the widening
gap, shadow creatures were pouring out in droves, climbing to the surface and
beginning to hop and skip toward her.
"Shit."
she said.
The rift blocked
the way to her car.
Abandoning her
shopping cart, Susan turned and began to run toward the street.
Seeing a damsel in apparent distress, the driver of a dark blue Honda Accord skidded to a stop. How could Nick help but notice the attractive, curvaceous woman running at full speed toward his car? This modern day maiden approached, her dirty blonde curls creating a soft, bouncing halo around her face as she ran.
Seeing a damsel in apparent distress, the driver of a dark blue Honda Accord skidded to a stop. How could Nick help but notice the attractive, curvaceous woman running at full speed toward his car? This modern day maiden approached, her dirty blonde curls creating a soft, bouncing halo around her face as she ran.
"Help!"
she screamed. "Help! Please help me! They're coming for me!"
"Get
in." Nick shouted, unlocking the car's doors.
She leapt into the
passenger seat, slammed the door, and gestured for him to drive.
He pulled away.
"Did you see
them? Those shadow creatures?" she panted.
"No."
"Oh,"
she said, looking a bit embarrassed.
"You must think I'm insane." she said apologetically, still
trying to catch her breath.
"No. I believe you."
She narrowed her
eyes. "Why the hell would you
believe me? It sounds crazy. I wouldn't believe me."
Nick's lips broke
into a little half smile. "You
wouldn't believe the things I've
seen." he said
Susan momentarily
found herself hoping that she hadn't just gotten into a car with a crazy
person.
"So yes, I really
do believe you." Nick reiterated to Susan.
"In the past
twenty-four hours, I've been informed that I am sin personified by a folk singer who bore a striking resemblance to David Koresch, chased by cops for no particular reason, and told
that all of reality is unraveling and I'm humanity's best chance of salvation
by a talkative bird.
So, maybe there
are creepy little shadow people coming out of cracks in walls. I wouldn't doubt it. If reality is unraveling, it only stands to
reason that things might come in through the resulting tears in its
fabric."
They sat in
uncomfortable silence for a moment.
"I'm probably
the last person you should associate with right now, by the way." Nick
said. "Those creatures you saw,
whatever they were -- well, you were probably just in the wrong place at the
wrong time. I, on the other hand, am an
outright target for all of this madness."
"Great."
Susan said, smiling resignedly.
"Sorry."
"Don't
be." she assured Nick. "You
saved my ass."
"Glad to be
of service, m'lady." Nick replied, tipping an imaginary hat.
Susan tried to
give a mimic curtsey in response, although the confines of the car made it
difficult.
Nick smiled
warmly. "Where am I taking
you?" he asked.
"Home, I
guess, if it's not too much trouble."
"No trouble
at all." he assured her. "I have
nowhere to be at the moment. On a
Monday, I'd typically be at work -- I'm a teacher. But I called in sick. I seem to be at the epicenter of an impending
apocalypse or I have utterly lost my mind.
Either way, I figured that I probably shouldn't involve children."
"Yeah, that's probably
a good call." Susan concurred.
*****
Susan let Nick
come in with her and fixed him a light make-shift meal, silently cursing the
fact that she had been forced to abandon the groceries she had purchased.
Over mediocre pasta, Susan asked
Nick to elaborate on what was supposedly happening.
Nick took a deep breath.
"OK, here it goes: in addition to our individual everyday
consciousnesses, there exists a collective, universal unconsciousness which is
identical in all individuals. This collective unconscious is inherited, and it
contains ancient, archaic images -- the
primitive source of universal symbols found in myths, legends, poetry, and
dreams -- what are known as
"archetypes."
"Sure -- or
"primordial images" or "archaic remnants." Susan added, nodding.
"Huh?"
"I'm a licensed social worker. I had to take a lot of psychology courses. I'm familiar with this stuff, at least theoretically.
But what does it have to do with squat legged malevolent
shadows?"
"Beautiful and smart." he thought.
"That's good news." Nick said. "Maybe you can help me wade through and make sense of this bizarre mission I seem to have involuntarily acquired. The central problem seems to be that the collective unconsciousness is dying."
"That's good news." Nick said. "Maybe you can help me wade through and make sense of this bizarre mission I seem to have involuntarily acquired. The central problem seems to be that the collective unconsciousness is dying."
"Oh,
that's bad." Susan gasped, grasping the significance immediately.
"If Jung was right, archetypes are responsible for the human quality of
human beings. The preconscious psychic
disposition enables man to react in a human manner."
"That's
what the bird said."
*****
After a few hours
of mutual hypothesizing, interspersed with a healthy quantity of small talk,
Susan asked Nick if he would be willing to go back to the shopping center
parking lot so that she could try to retrieve her car. He acquiesced.
The proceeded with
caution, but although tell-tale cracks remained, there was no sign of the
shadow creatures. There was no sign of
her groceries, of course; if cackling shadow creatures hadn't delightedly torn
into them, no doubt some fellow shopper had absconded with them. More importantly, though, her car was still
where she had parked it. Nick pulled up
beside it and Susan hastily jumped in and started it up, eager to flee while
she could.
Nick hated to part
ways with Susan. Having a sudden,
unexpected ally in this ever-more harsh and crazy world had given him a great
sense of relief. Not to mention, he
thought she was incredibly cute.
Hurriedly, he
scrawled his cell phone number on a scrap of paper that was sitting in his cup
holder.
"In case you
run into anything else otherworldly, or need help with anything, keep my
number." Nick said, handing it to her.
He was pretty sure that sounded valiant and selfless, not lecherous and
desperate. He hoped that it did, anyway
-- but not as much as he hoped that she would call.
"Thanks! For everything! I'll call you later just to make sure
everything is OK. No more talking ravens
or whatnot."
Nick smiled,
deeply pleased with this promise of future contact.
"I just have
to get to my date first." Susan said, and then she drove away.
Suddenly Nick
didn't feel so pleased.
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